Mr. - You spend more time working on your lawn than you do inside your house, or with your family for that matter. I think it's funny that you ride your scooter down the street because everytime I see you I think you're a 12 year old..
ps. - you creep me out. stop staring.
Mrs. - You love your dog more than you love your kids. Anytime I'm outside and you're talking in that sweet-heart voice, I know you're talking to the dog. You have full length conversations. And you see that I'm outside observing it. Don't you feel awkward?
Girls - Please, please don't SCREAM cuss words at each other in the backyard. You're in middle school, it's uncalled for. And everyone can hear you.
I love my neighborhood.